DRINKS: Various Types

In this post I’m going to break down the best alcohol brands per each type of buzz, whether it be bear, cider, wine, champagne, whiskey – whatever but not the expensive brands, let’s be more down to earth, I never drank a $5000 bottle of Jesus-old wine or one of them talked about $250 per shot whiskey, this is a normal, average guy guide to the best in alcohol. Without further ado, here’s the detail-less list, who needs details, you gotta try it yourself:

Heineken: THE BEST BEER EVER!

Jack Daniels: THE BEST WHISKEY EVER!

Bulmer’s: THE BEST CIDER EVER!

Sockeye’s Pinot Noir: THE BEST WINE EVER!

Teissedre’s French Brandy: THE BEST BRANDY EVER!

Finlandia Lime: THE BEST VODKA EVER!

Hennessy: THE BEST COGNAC EVER!

Patron: THE BEST TEQUILLA EVER!

Champs: THE BEST CHAMPAGNE EVER!

FAST FOOD: KFC

The service is excellent, the staff is nice, the floor is always cleaned and the fact that the majority of the staff are Asian-looking women makes the place a paradise. Food-wise, everything is on the top level of quality, there’s nothing I can find that I can complain about. And guess what? They have the nicest fried chicken I’ve EVER EATEN IN MY LIFE, hurray for that. Love KFC, can’t beat that.

Verdict: THE BEST FAST-FOOD FRANCHISE EVER!!!

FAST FOOD: McDonalds

Heard too much shit about it, never liked the food in it and one of the staff took my drink off the table when I was in the toilet yesterday (I know that because I was the only costumer in the building) so thanks but no, thanks.

Verdict: THE WORST FAST-FOOD FRANCHISE EVER!!!

COOKIES: Bonne Maman’s Galettes Chocolat

Really good cookies, the butter-based chocolate formula, the presentation (the box), the name, the orgasmic taste, I love these cookies! They taste so fat in the mouth, that its crumbly base just balances everything to perfection. I would really recommend these for tea parties, though there’s one downside – the chocolate at the top melts too quick when in contacts with fingers due to its high butter content but for the heavenly taste, who cares?

Verdict – THE BEST COOKIES EVER!!!