OK, this is actually produced by me and I think it’s the best ever. Love the hard drums and melodic piano.

Verdict: BEST REMIX EVER!

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Full title: Jeremih: “Down On Me” (ft. 50 Cent) – This is a fantastic record to play anywhere – at a party, in the car, while hoovering your room, whatever. It has that Arabic feel in the chorus, it’s dark and has a bit of mystery to it. I’m a hater of auto-tune but this is brilliant.

Verdict: THE BEST AUTO-TUNE SONG EVER!

In this post I’m going to break down the best alcohol brands per each type of buzz, whether it be bear, cider, wine, champagne, whiskey – whatever but not the expensive brands, let’s be more down to earth, I never drank a $5000 bottle of Jesus-old wine or one of them talked about $250 per shot whiskey, this is a normal, average guy guide to the best in alcohol. Without further ado, here’s the detail-less list, who needs details, you gotta try it yourself:

Heineken: THE BEST BEER EVER!

Jack Daniels: THE BEST WHISKEY EVER!

Bulmer’s: THE BEST CIDER EVER!

Sockeye’s Pinot Noir: THE BEST WINE EVER!

Teissedre’s French Brandy: THE BEST BRANDY EVER!

Finlandia Lime: THE BEST VODKA EVER!

Hennessy: THE BEST COGNAC EVER!

Patron: THE BEST TEQUILLA EVER!

Champs: THE BEST CHAMPAGNE EVER!

LIARS: Swizz Beatz

Posted: February 22, 2011 in People
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There are few points I’d like to bring up to support my argument on why he is a big liar:

1. He said he was working on Stan 2 but then Eminem denied it saying “There isn’t a ‘Stan 2,’ and there won’t be. Stan drove his car off a bridge and I’m not writing a song as Stan’s ghost. That would just be corny.” I don’t really know how Swizz got away with that.

2. He showed The Clipse this beat but later it turned out that in fact it wasn’t his beat at all, instead in was this song produced by Ron Browz and not him. He was probably like “Er, guys..remember that beat I showed you? Well, it’s not really my beat so you can’t use it, I lied, sorry…”. No, he probably didn’t admit that he was lying he was just probably like “Them haters is hating, yam’sayin’, they can’t recognise the real, I’m the monsta!” or something like that and the guys were like “Hmm, OK”.

3. Swizz denied referring to demonic content on Jay-Z’s “Onto the next one” but according to this they’re all over the place. He even put satanic chant into the song (skip to 8:35), what a liar.

4. There’s this track called “Top Down” with Nas but Nas’ verse was never recorded to this beat, instead, Swizz Beats just took his vocals from this song (it’s a bonus UK track off Hip Hop is Dead) and adopted the acapella to his beat saying it’s a brand new song. As you might have heard he was like “Talk to em, Nas” and “Nas is here” in the song – no, Nas was never there with you when you were making that particular song, does it feel good to show off how cool you are by pretending that a real star is working with you? Your mind is twisted, Swizz.

Just imagine what an unimaginable amount of lies he had to say to get Alicia Keys, it’s just who he is – a liar.

Verdict: THE WORST LIAR IN THE WORLD!!!

PHONES: Apple iPhone

Posted: February 19, 2011 in Electronics
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Ok, this is going to hurt a lot of people’s eyes and hearts but I absolutely hate Apple and all of their products. The iPhone is the most disgusting, useless and miserable piece of technology ever created in my opinion because the company’s policy is pure nonsense. Why have so much stuff in it that you can’t use to the fullest? Like the Bluetooth that you can only use for hands-free headset devices and can’t use for file transfer? Copyright reasons? Pfft, Apple just wants its costumers to pay for everything, iTunes anyone? Or having a decent enough processor without the ability of running Flash because “it’s obsolete” – Apple, what have YOU made to replace Flash? Not the full capabilities apparently and if you want an extra device attached to it for a simple job, you can’t have a third-party device, everything has to be Apple, more money to Apple. I was talking to a person who was using Apple products for a few weeks and I told him him that you only pay for the name, not the hardware and he answered “No, you pay for the comfort”. Damn, the Apple disease is contagious, it’s enslaving the brains. Apple fanboys can defend Steve Jobs as if it was their God until their lips turn white using weak senseless arguments about how better it is than everything ever created, so pathetic. Windows is complicated and Mac is simple? Well, even a person with a down syndrome can use Apple products – that’s who they’re designed for – brainless retards. Dear iPhone owner, smash your pathetic piece of iCrap, do a little twist on top of it, urinate on it, call it a retard and buy yourself a Windows-based phone or an Android and don’t be such a “nerd” that you believe that you are. I’m going to save my energy by only reviewing the iPhone this time so I could bad mouth Apple in my other reviews.

Verdict: THE WORST PHONE EVER!!!

GERMAN MOVIES: Run Lola, Run

Posted: February 19, 2011 in TV/Films
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This is not a movie, it’s a mind-mess. The girl has to get $100,000 in 20 minutes because her boyfriend’s in trouble with the mafia and that’s it, think it sounds bad? Actually, it’s probably the most original, most thrilling, mind-bending, ground-breaking, brain-freezing, jaw-dropping movie of all times because of director’s approach to filming it, crazy camera angles and just pure unpredictability throughout the whole movie. You could nearly sense your brain exploding from suspense while watching this movie – no messing. This is a classic.

Verdict: THE BEST GERMAN MOVIE EVER!!!

Very ugly design and it broke on me once so I had to pay $100 to fix it so that made my opinion. Feels like it’s not made like every other brand because it was making loud cracking noises while it was attempting to turn on the power diode – I had to press it against a pillow while I was trying to fix it. Just plain bad.

Verdict: THE WORST TV EVER!!!